Infamous: Second Son (Spoilers :OOO)

Infamous: Second Son. Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly shit. I feel as if this is necessary: 

Cause this game is fucking amazing ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod amazing. Like I really really like it. The whole concept and the graphics and the characters and it's just so.. different. Good different! Okay, well I suppose I should explain what this is. 

Infamous: Second Son is a game played on the PS4 (dammit wish we still had ours..) Basically you start out as a bad ass named Delsin Rowe. During a dispute with his older brother, Reggie, a truck comes flying down the road swerving and shit, hitting other cars, causing chaos and tips over on it's side. It shows some people in orange (Which is the new black! ;) ) escaping. Obviously this was a break out (break out? That sounds funny..) These people are called "bio-terrorists". People with special powers that aren't exactly welcomed. Reggie runs off after the people while Delsin checks for survivors. He comes across one and it happens to be one of the people who were escaping. Delsin, being the good guy, helps him up and stuff. When Reggie (did I mention he's a cop) sees them the guy freaks out and grabs Delsin and he freaking gets.. SUPER POWERSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssss

But here's the thing, the powers aren't like what you normally seen. No no, this isn't the power to turn invisible, or the power to fly.. no.. this is.. the power of fucking SMOKE. Okay, this is like fucking amazing super cool holy shit new and wow it's amazing. 

Anyways, that's pretty much how it happens, I wont give out any more details ;). So this game looks pretty damn awesome. I don't own it, but I've been watching Pewdiepie's play through of it. The game is for PS4, and it's actually really cool how you use the controller to do shit. The characters have great personalities (from what I've seen) the powers are literally the shit, and the story line is actually really interesting. I highly suggest checking this one out. Like really, do it. Now. DO IT. GO. COME ON. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

*ahem*

If you wanna watch pewdiepie play it, then here. Well, I hope you enjoy. I'm gonna go do other things now like breathe. Byeee. Oh, and 

Bo Burnham - Comedian and a Sociopath

Bo Burnham is a 23 year old American comedian, singer-songwriter, actor, and musician. He's pretty fucking funny. I think you need to look at this shit. Watch some of his videos, maybe watch his show "what". It's about an hour long, with lots of jokes and great songs that if you have an inappropriate sense of humor you'll love. Bo's also really attractive not gonna lie ok like wow wow wow fangirl yep. He has a book called Egghead full of his poems and such. 

Hey if you like comedy or are just bored, check him out! Some of my favorite jokes of his are: 

"my ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to dress up like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time" 

"I'm constipated. Couldn't give a shit" 

"What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy" 

There are plenty more, and if you like those then you'll fucking love the shit out of his other stuff.

Sorry this is such a short post, I just have no idea what to write. Maybe I'll make another? Who knows?! I don't. Well, here's a couple of his videos. 

bo burnham's show "what" 

Bo burnham's song "oh bo." 

Bo burnham's song "ironic" 

Well there you have it. Hope you enjoyed! Bye you sad fucks! Love you <3 

HOMESTUCK

Yeah, you heard me. 

This beautiful thing. It's amazing. I highly recommend you check it out if you haven't. Anyways, here's a short summary if you have no fucking idea what it is: 

Homestuck is a webcomic created by Andrew Hussie. Currently on Hiatus, it's pretty long. It starts off with a boy, a very special boy. Today is his birthday, and also the day he receives a game he's been waiting for called Sburb. The boys name is "Zoosmell Pooplord" wait wait, no that's not it. His name is actually "John Egbert" ha, there we go. Follow John and his friends Dave, Rose and Jade on their amazing adventure playing Sburb, destroying the world, meeting 12 trolls, dying, making friends, dying again, meeting 4 more kids, and 12 more trolls. This is a truly amazing webcomic and you will fucking love it or I'll be at your house by 3 with a gun. 

Sounds amazing, right? Well here are a few pictures from the webcomic itself

john egbert in "homosuck"

Kurloz Makara, Gamzee Makara's Dancestor

The first 12 trolls you'll meet

The other 12 trolls you'll meet

John, Rose, Dave, Jade

There are just a few photos, and plenty more of amazing artwork such as the "cascade" mode. You should definitely check out Homestuck, it's inappropriate, funny, and messes with your feels. You'll definitely like it. Now go, check it out! Maybe you'll finish before the Hiatus is over and Hussie updates. Have fun! 

(Oh, if you're interested, here's some information on the trolls: 

The first 12 trolls you meet are Karkat, Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, and Feferi.They have something called a typing quirk. Here's Gamzee's: hOnK :o) They're all very different, some are hard to read like Kankri's, but everything about Kankri is all weird. In the webcomic the trolls play a game called Sgrub. That's how they meet the kids and destroy the world and people die and all that jazz. Well, here's a bit about the trolls personalities: 

Karkat: Always yelling, swears a lot, in a lovehate relationship with himself

Aradia: Dead, she's a ghost, very mysterious

Tavros: Coward, paralyzed (spider bitch made him jump off a cliff)

Sollux: Asshole, doesn't give no fucks, is good with electronics (My favorite character)

Nepeta: Fun, Roleplays, Cheerful, comes off as the youngest one 

Kanaya: Loves fashion, very mature, very dangerous

Terezi: Blind (Thanks to spider bitch) silly, likes the color red.

Vriska: HUGE BITCH OMFG BITCH ALERT full of herself, likes spiders

Equius: Strong! sweats a lot, fetish for horses

Gamzee: Always high, dangerous, seems like a part of Insane Clown Posse

Eridan: Lonely, nobody likes him, doesn't believe in science yet has a wand

Feferi: Bubbly, cheerful, kinda creepy (Least favorite) 

And yeah. That's about all with the trolls. CHECK OUT HOMESTUCK NOW!) 

Byeeee <3 

A new blog is born

You're on your electronic device. While scrolling around on tumblr you stumble across a link. Out of boredom, you click it. The mysterious link sends you to... GAY PORN!! Wait, that can't be right.. I don't see any dicks.. Oh! It appears it's sent you to a blog. Hmm.. seems new, this person could work on the design... Not bad for someone who just start out, but could use some work. Here you are, reading this persons first post titled "A new blog is born" ha. Funny. Blogs aren't born idiot! This person obviously isn't the brightest you think to yourself. Anyways, it'd be nice if they'd put some information about themselves. Ah, here we go.. some stuff they like/dislike and random information about them. You start to read the list:
-First off, my name's Lillith. Odd name, you should look up the meaning
You decide to look up the meaning. Wow. Her parents must really like her.
-I'm obsessed with Japan, the culture, the food, the language.. I just really like it.
Oh no, another weaboo.
-I like doing makeup and dressing up, I think I'm fairly good with makeup, but I don't have much of it. I'm planning on buying more as soon as I get the money.
-My favorite clothing style is Lolita
What the ever loving toilet fuck is Lolita? Should probs look that up too..
-I like drawing, but I don't consider myself good at it.
-I like fanfiction, especially the lemon stuff ;)
Oh good lord.
-Homestuck <3 best webcomic ever (in my opinion of course)
So YoU lIkE hOmEsTuCk HmMm? :o)
-I like debating and stuff, giving my opinion, ya know, that good ol' stuff.
-I like "kawaii" things. All the cute rings and wigs and dresses and stuff <3
-I'm a vegetarian, but I respect your choices to eat meat or whatever you want, I don't care.
-I'm female
ha pretty obvious
-I'm bisexual, and dating food
Aren't we all dating food?
-I like Marina and the diamonds ;o;
-I don't know what else to say, just ask if you want to know more!
Hmm.. well she seems..interesting. Maybe I'll look more into her, read a few of her other posts when she makes them, ah I dunno. Oh well. You book mark the tab and get back on tumblr, continuing your scrolling. Yeah, you think you'll look at that blog again next week, maybe she'll have posted something else. Whatever it is, it better be good.